Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Kenny Chesney's In the Closet

In the current issue of In Style Magazine, there's a multi-page spread on Mr. Zellweger before he became Mr. Z at home in Nashville. It opens with photos of Kenny washing his own SUV -- which I highly doubt he does. But the best thing of all is the photo of his closet -- it's huge and a complete mess. No one neatly stacks his T's. Clothes all over the floor. If that doesn't endear you to the little guy, I don't know what will....

Monday, June 27, 2005

More against Rascal Flatts

You know how I love it when the press agrees with me about the "nebulous" talents of Rascal Flatts. Here's a review from the Dallas Newspaper of the boys in concert:

Then again, country is a nebulous term, given the divide between the traditionalist Shelton and Rascal Flatts, whose rocking, glitzy version of country hardly seemed country at all, despite the Western shirt of blond-tipped spiky-haired singer Gary LeVox.

Here She Comes, Miss Country America

It seems odd, but USA Today does its best to explain why it makes sense that Miss America will henceforth be broadcast on CMT.

Let's face it, it's just more proof that country is owned by the female demographic.

Or another way to look at is that Country music is taking over everything "America" -- first American Idol is won by a country singer, and now Miss America is showing her true colors.

Think Vince Gill will be the new host?

Saturday, June 25, 2005

GAC Rocks My World

Thrilled to death that Comcast digital cable system now carries GAC. Channel 147. And best of all the On Demand system offers has a GAC section where you can watch videos any time you want. The only bummer is that the GAC artist of the month is Keith Urban -- with On Demand offering everyone one of his videos. Good for those who love Keith Urban, but not such a thrill for those of us who can't stand him. Oh well, there's going to be a new artist of the month in a few days....

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Kenny Chesney, Gretchen Wilson, Pat Green in Concert

Since he's as hot right now as he's ever going to be, since I really like his last two albums (When the Sun Goes Down and Be As You Are (Songs from an Old Blue Chair), it seemed like I had to go see Kenny Chesney when he came to town this time around. The fact that both Gretchen Wilson & Pat Green were opening for him made it seem like an ideal bill. And when I heard that his concert is running about 4 hours long, well that makes the dollar per hour cost come out at about $15 per (when you include ticket charges and parking). Such a deal!

The good news is Kenny's concert is just hit after hit after hit. The bad news is Pat Green goes on 10 minutes before ticket time -- therefore I only saw three of his songs. And Gretchen was great -- sounds and looks just like you'd expect -- except her new songs she debuted I thought were pretty mediocre. One -- about a Skoal can ring -- reeks of John Rich -- I assume he co-wrote it. Another called Politically Uncorrect -- about how loving the bible and the flag is Politically Uncorrect -- was shocking. Another namechecks Paris Hilton. Need we say more?

And Kenny sounded terrible. I blame the sound in the venue, although it wasn't a problem for Pat Green and Gretchen. Only on the few slow songs that he did did his voice sound anything like it does on record. Maybe he was just overabusing his vocal cords, but the sound mix certainly didn't do him any favors.

He enters the arena riding a swing over the audience -- which I'm sure he thinks is high entertainment, but just seems like an idea that Garth Brooks rejected as too tame and instead decided to fly over the audience.

Absolutely no mention of Renee -- but that you have to give him credit for.

Uncle Kracker did come out to do some songs with him, and Kenny seemed to enjoy that.

Overall, both he and the audience had a good time. But it wasn't a concert to die for. And you didn't miss much if you missed it.

Here's the review from our local paper:

Too big for his britches

Kenny Chesney's rock-excess trappings may be an outgrowth of his stardom, but they are a poor fit for his country sensibilities.
June 20, 2005
Entertainer of the year is the most coveted award in country music, but is that the best thing for a musician to aspire to?

Take Kenny Chesney, the reigning title-holder at both of the major country academies. The Tennessean's concert at Staples Center on Friday was so fixated on entertaining the packed arena that it didn't have any room to breathe, and no way to touch the heart.

Chesney, who came to the attention of the non-country world with his surprise marriage to actress Renée Zellweger last month, made his entrance after an audio-visual buildup worthy of KISS, riding high above the audience on a swing that carried him from the rear of the arena and deposited him on the stage.

From there it was exaggerated, bigger-than-life gesturing as the hip-swiveling, high-fiving, teeth-flashing, kiss-blowing dynamo and his band scampered around ramps and platforms.

This has been Chesney's approach since he hit the big time a couple of years ago. It distinguishes him from more stationary peers such as Tim McGraw and Alan Jackson, and since it made him country's biggest box-office draw last year, he obviously sees no reason to tinker with it.

It makes him the ultimate illustration of the personality crisis country music has been suffering since the early '90s, when Garth Brooks shook everything up by harnessing the genre's traditions to rock-show scale.

Brooks was able to retain country's core elements amid the spectacle, but those who followed were less successful at combining the flash and volume with the plain-spoken intimacy and blue-collar sensibility that defined country for decades.

Chesney's music itself was more disconnected than ever from country roots, betraying no flavor except arena vanilla. As a songwriter, he often tries to tap that legacy on his records, but he rarely allowed himself to display it on stage. There was a good half an hour of calisthenics before he finally stopped and actually focused on conveying a lyric, on "The Woman With You," a tender and detailed portrait of a multi-tasking spouse.

There were a few similar moments, but overall they were swamped by the overkill Chesney's abundant energy was channeling into evoking a spirit of camaraderie and escape, tied to a prominent Caribbean imagery in song and visuals that made him seem more Nassau than Nashville, like a supercharged Jimmy Buffett. With his reveries about carefree days and parties at night, he seemed to be creating some epic kind of beer commercial.

Along those lines, Chesney likes to go for the casual moment, and he's been known to let his pal Peyton Manning, the football star, join the band on stage with an unplugged guitar. In that spirit, he unwisely turned over an extended stretch late in the set to Uncle Kracker, who might be a good buddy and a fun duet partner (on Chesney's hit "When the Sun Goes Down") but is an awful singer and hapless performer.

The sad thing is that Chesney actually went to the trouble of writing and recording a low-key, intimate album of personal reflections and character sketches. But he released "Be What You Are" this year as a low-key side project and performed only one song from it Friday, an acoustic version of "Old Blue Chair."

It's too bad he doesn't have enough faith in his artistry or his audience to risk being touching rather than entertaining for more than a few minutes.

Maybe Chesney feels a little heat on his heels in the form of Gretchen Wilson, who preceded the headliner after an opening set by rock-leaning Texas singer-songwriter Pat Green.

Not only has Wilson matched the 3.5 million sales total of Chesney's "When the Sun Goes Down" album with her debut "Redneck Woman," but she's also stirred up the status quo by presenting a proudly rowdy alternative to country's demure divas.

Wilson was straightforward and feisty as she celebrated the traits and values of the marginalized redneck lifestyle, and she was confident enough to ask the audience to listen to a couple of songs from her next album. One, "Ain't You Glad They Ain't All California Girls?" got a cheer when it took a dig at Paris Hilton.

Now that's entertainment.

Friday, June 10, 2005

Shania Twain's Great Master Plan Works!

I was just thinking about Avril Lavigne, how when she was a little girl in Canada she was one of the little girls Shania Twain invited up to come up on stage and sing with her during her concert tour. While no one gave Shania proper credit, this was a very empowering thing to do -- to share the dream of performing in front of huge crowds to other girl singers. While other divas would never share their glory, Shania's busy pinning tiaras on anyone she can.

Anyway, here's the story from Teen Music:

What could make the already red hot career of pop-punk music "It" girl Avril Lavigne even hotter? How about an auspicious moment in the spotlight with Canadian country music icon Shania Twain? It was supposed to be a once in a life time moment, the kind of thing you grow up and tell the grandchildren about, instead it has become an intriguing piece of 21st century pop music trivia. It seems that a very famous Shania Twain once shared the stage with a then unknown young country singer wannabe named Avril Lavigne.

The year was 1999, the place was Canada's capital city of Ottawa, and as a publicity stunt for her Come On Over tour Shania Twain invited the winner of a local radio station contest on stage to sing a duet. The fresh faced 14 year old who won the coveted spot was none other than the tie wearing, fast talking pop-punk princess now known as Avril Lavigne. Her look was more subdued then but her trademark confidence came through when she prophetically declared to the crowd of over 20,000 at Ottawa's Corel Center that one day she was going to be a "famous singer." Ironically, the song she went on to sing with Shania was titled What Made You Say That?

What did make Avril declare with such certainty that she was destined for music stardom? Was it simple wishful thinking or something more Complicated? Only Avril can say for sure whether she knew she would make it big or only hoped it would happen, but one thing is clear, she has never forgotten her 15 minutes of country music fame. When Shania Twain made a recent appearance on Much Music (the Canadian answer to MTV) to promote her newest album "UP!" she was surprised by a recorded question from the now famous Avril. With all the playful attitude her fans have come to expect Avril slyly asked her childhood idol, "Do you remember me? I sang in Ottawa at the Corel Center with you. We sang What Made You Say That?"

Shania did remember the performance and confessed that her family had been telling her for two years that Avril Lavigne and the Corel Center girl were one in the same. She blushingly admitted that she didn't initially believe her family when they told her of her tie to the chart topping sk8er girl but was thrilled for her would-be protégée. So should Avril be thanking Shania when she walks on stage to accept her awards? According to Shania Twain the answer is a simple "no." Shania refuses to take any credit for Avril's success. She says that Avril's dedication and talent was clear from the get go and that she and she alone is responsible for her quick rise to international celebrity. Her only message to Avril regarding their brief encounter was a hearty congratulations and a promise to send her a copy of that momentous big stage debut.


And another take on the situation:

As Shania Twain prepares to host the Juno Awards on Sunday, we continue our week-long, exhaustive examination of the superstar. Today, Shania as role model.

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There are worse role models than Shania Twain. Joseph Stalin, for instance. But it will surely irritate her detractors (crusty country music traditionalists, snobby music critics) that, though not nearly as profound as, say, the Beatles, the pride and joy of Timmins, Ont., has had a vast impact on the popular music industry and established herself as a hero to millions -- in particular to her younger fans.

On the surface at least, she's the ultimate hero for young women -- a rags-to-riches girl who held her family together with mustard sandwiches, fought her way to the top of a male-dominated industry and is now seemingly in control of every aspect of her career, image and marriage. Her use of and relationship with sex and physical beauty may complicate the hero model for some, but otherwise a quick sketch of her life is the stuff of inspirational made-for-TV movies.

During her 1999 tour, Twain ran a contest in connection with each stop that was, she says, specifically targeted at inspiring young people. In each city, children were invited to send in tapes of themselves singing along to one of Twain's songs. The best from each city would be invited onstage to perform with Twain, who was then riding the monumental success of Come on Over.

"It was my goal to give other young people the opportunity to get up onstage and in an environment where they can blossom, like I dreamed of doing when I was a child. I just thought it would be great to run a contest in every city that I was in and invite somebody up onstage because you just never know," Twain said in a recent television interview. "There could be somebody out there who was as serious as I was, who really just wants a break."

Such a contest isn't particularly unique, as the concept is what drives television shows such as American Idol and Popstars. And Shania's little star search would be all but forgotten by everyone except the couple dozen winners had it not been for her stop in Ottawa -- one that, though realistically just a minor moment in the ascent of Canada's latest star, has cemented Shania's hero status.

For on a March night in 1999 at Ottawa's Corel Centre, the lucky winner, singing What Made You Say That? along with Twain, was a 14-year-old girl from Napanee, Ont., named Avril Lavigne.

"It was the biggest rush of my life," Lavigne has said. "I walked out onstage and I was the happiest person in the world."

To say that performance was what launched Lavigne to pop stardom would be a gross exaggeration, and even Twain has admitted she cannot be given any credit for Lavigne's lofty status.

"I'm sure it's not because of the contest," she said in an interview with MuchMoreMusic, during which Lavigne appeared via a taped video message to ask Twain if she remembered the duet. "[Lavigne] was obviously very seriously pursuing a career."

But the event has gained near mythical status as the ultimate example of fate, destiny and inspiration.

Twain's influence isn't only felt in the bustling community of Napanee, but also in the tiny town of Markdale, Ont., where one might find 15-year-old Andrew Hiltz, possibly the only male teenage Shania Twain impersonator.

Though not yet a national or international celebrity, Hiltz is famous on the local level for his dragged-up lip-synching performances of Twain's Man, I Feel Like a Woman.

"When my public school said we were having a talent show, I just wondered what I could do and I thought that would be pretty funny," Hiltz said of his debut as the country vixen. "It was really good. [The crowd] started clapping and laughing and it made me feel pretty good."

On the strength of that reception, Hiltz has revived the act several times for town fairs and family parties.

"I just like being funny and stuff -- making people laugh," he said.

"She's one of my favourite country singers. I like the beat of the music, it gets you tapping your toes. It's really catchy."

Twain has inspired legions of followers, and here is where we begin to see her impact on the last decade of popular music.

Her arrival in Nashville heralded two distinct phenomenon: new country and, within that, the realization that attractive women singing country-tinged pop could sell records.

Along with Garth Brooks, Twain led the new country movement -- built on the premise that country music wasn't just for truck drivers and crusty old men in Tennessee. While Brooks is now shilling for Dr. Pepper, Twain has carried that trend onward to its inevitable conclusion -- her album Up! featuring both pop and country mixes of the same songs. And though some of the spin-offs have been downright unlistenable, new country has given us the mildly tolerable likes of the Dixie Chicks.

The music industry more or less works under a pack mentality, only in most cases we're talking about a pack of lemmings willing to throw themselves at even the feeblest of artists in search of chart success.

Much as any band that sounds remotely like the Strokes is being snapped up and released to an increasingly bored audience, so were pseudo-Shanias in the wake of Twain's first signs of success in 1993.

The resulting feeding frenzy gave us the likes of Faith Hill, LeAnn Rimes, Beverly Mahood, Lee Ann Womack and Deana Carter. Most found limited success, though Hill thrived and Rimes later emerged as country music's answer to Britney Spears.

And speaking of Miss Spears, let's not forget Twain's impact on the latest batch of pop princesses. Long before Britney's or Christina's or Mandy's navels had their own publicists, Twain was breaking the midriff barrier with the video for What Made You Say That?

Twain's connections with the reigning temptress of pop don't end there. She and husband Mutt Lange penned Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know for Spears' second album.

In all, Twain seems to be building a long and storied legacy. Lavigne, Hiltz, the Dixie Chicks and Spears -- not quite the most dynamic of musical offspring, but otherwise a survey indicative of her wide and varied (some would argue insidious) influence.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

CMT Greatest Duets Press Release

So you can save yourself time and decide whether you want to watch the show or not...

Press Release Source: CMT

CMT Reveals the Top 12 Greatest Duets in Spectacular Concert Event
Thursday June 9, 3:17 am ET
Idol-Winner Carrie Underwood Makes Nashville Debut
Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton Take Top Duet

NASHVILLE, Tenn., June 9 /PRNewswire/ -- In a once-in-a-lifetime concert event, CMT revealed the Top 12 duets from its elite list of CMT 100 GREATEST DUETS live from Nashville. A celebration of the crowning songs included live performances by 21 of country music's biggest artists, including Dolly Parton, Carrie Underwood, Kenny Rogers, Trace Adkins, Terri Clark and more. The two-hour concert will round out a remarkable six-hour special, CMT 100 GREATEST DUETS, which airs on Saturday, September 17.

"American Idol" winner Carrie Underwood made her Nashville debut on CMT 100 GREATEST DUETS performing "Does He Love You" with vocal powerhouse Jamie O'Neal. The newly crowned "Idol" proved her country status and received an arena-wide standing ovation.

For the first time in nearly two decades, Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton joined the stage to perform "Islands In The Stream," which earned the No. 1 spot on CMT's prestigious list. The 1983 hit, written by the Bee Gees, reached No. 1 on both Billboard's pop and country charts and was certified Platinum the same year.

Highlights of the evening included a touching tribute to Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty's "Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man," performed by Patty Loveless and Travis Tritt; Montgomery Gentry and Shooter Jennings paired for "Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys," originally performed by Willie Nelson and Jennings' father, Waylon Jennings; and husband and wife duo Clint Black and Lisa Hartman Black performed a romantic rendition of their own hit song "When I Said I Do."

Co-hosts Terri Clark and Trace Adkins expertly guided the night, and performed their own country-steeped version of "After the Fire is Gone." Other show-stopping performances included Lee Ann Womack and Joe Nichols ("We're Gonna Hold On"), Crystal Gayle and Raul Malo ("You and I"), Rebecca Lynn Howard and Keith Anderson ("Jackson"), Kenny Rogers and Lee Ann Womack ("Every Time Two Fools Collide"), Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton ("You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma"), and Travis Tritt and Marty Stuart ("The Whiskey Ain't Workin'").



The Top 12 duets are as follows:

(#1) Islands in the Stream / Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton
(#2) Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man / Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn
(#3) Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys / Willie Nelson &
Waylon Jennings
(#4) Jackson / Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash
(#5) We're Gonna Hold On / George Jones & Tammy Wynette
(#6) You're The Reason God Made Oklahoma / David Frizzell & Shelly West
(#7) You and I / Eddie Rabbit & Crystal Gayle
(#8) Every Time Two Fools Collide / Kenny Rogers & Dottie West
(#9) Does He Love You / Reba McEntire & Linda Davis
(#10) After The Fire Is Gone / Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn
(#11) When I Said I Do / Clint Black & Lisa Hartman Black
(#12) The Whiskey Ain't Workin' / Travis Tritt & Marty Stuart

For more information on CMT 100 GREATEST DUETS visit http://CMT.com .

CMT, America's No. 1 country music network, carries original programming, specials, and live concerts and events, as well as a mix of videos by established country music artists and new cutting-edge acts, including world premiere exclusive videos. Founded March 6, 1983, CMT, owned and operated by MTV Networks, reaches more than 77.1 million households in the United States. Go to country music's biggest web site at http://www.CMT.com .

Amazon Customers Who Bought This Also Bought...

I just went back to Amazon to check the link for the Shooter Jennings CD to put in links for my post a few days back of having only bought 3 country CDs recently, and I noticed the section showing what others who bought Shooter's CD bought.

• The Dirty South ~ Drive-By Truckers, Drive By Truckers
• Back to Me ~ Kathleen Edwards
• CDs from The Nashville Star Series.
• Honkytonk University ~ Toby Keith
• Tambourine ~ Tift Merritt
• Good Times ~ Charlie Robison
• Van Lear Rose ~ Loretta Lynn
• The Notorious Cherry Bombs ~ The Notorious Cherry Bombs

Interestingly, not only were my other two CDs on the list (Nashville Star and Toby Keith), I also own and love the Charlie Robison and Loretta Lynn albums.

Interestingly, customers who bought Loretta's Jack White produced album also bought:

* A Ghost Is Born [ENHANCED] ~ Wilco
* Lonely Runs Both Ways ~ Alison Krauss and Union Station
* How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb ~ U2
* Genius Loves Company [ENHANCED] ~ Ray Charles
* SMiLE ~ Brian Wilson
* Franz Ferdinand ~ Franz Ferdinand
* Funeral ~ The Arcade Fire
* American Idiot [ENHANCED] [EXPLICIT LYRICS] ~ Green Day

None of which I own, although they are very popular mainstream albums of various genres.

While those who bought Charlie's album bought:

* Bandera ~ Charlie Robison
* Life of the Party ~ Charlie Robison
* Tambourine ~ Tift Merritt
* East Nashville Skyline ~ Todd Snider
* What I Really Mean ~ Jr. Robert Earl Keen
* The Notorious Cherry Bombs ~ The Notorious Cherry Bombs
* Universal United House of Prayer ~ Buddy Miller
* Wicked Twisted Road [ENHANCED] ~ Reckless Kelly

Of which I own only Charlie's own Life of the Party. I don't own his earlier pre-major record label CD Bandera but I clicked through to check it out and very much enjoyed the photo of him with major Michael Bolton curls.

And those who bought Toby's latest also bought:

* Greatest Hits 2 [ENHANCED] ~ Toby Keith
* Delicious Surprise ~ Jo Dee Messina
* Songs About Me ~ Trace Adkins
* Modern Day Drifter [ENHANCED] ~ Dierks Bentley
* Live Like You Were Dying ~ Tim McGraw
* License to Chill ~ Jimmy Buffett
* What I Do ~ Alan Jackson
* Here for the Party ~ Gretchen Wilson

Of which I own his greatest hits, Tim's lp, and Gretchen's.

So what does this all mean? I think Shooter Jennings is right up the alley of those with good taste in music!

No Yoakam?

I just got an email from a guy at Dwight Yoakam's record label who noticed The Girls' Guide to Country website didn't have any pages dedicated to Dwight Yoakam.

I don't know why the site's Dwight-free because I like Dwight a lot, have for years. I guess because he just seems like last century's country to me -- but I liked his last album and expect I'll like his new one a lot, too.

The record guy says it will help them get Dwight's new video played if we all visit his artist page on CMT.

For all of us who like Dwight, let's show a little support!

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

My Heart Belongs to George (Strait, that is)

I was trying to remember the last 3 country albums I bought -- and realized it was (1) Toby Keith's Honkytonk University (2) Shooter Jennings' Putting the O Back in Country and (3) The Nashville Star 2005 finalists (it should be a collector's item one day, right?). The problem is there haven't been any other new albums to get excited about....

That's why I was so pleased to read that George Strait is releasing a new CD Somewhere Down in Texas on June 28. Thank God the drought is over!

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

A set list to rival Willie Nelson's?

This is a set list from a 2002 concert. The last time I saw Willie Nelson live, he was doing a very similar set -- but come on, who else touring nowadays does (a) this many songs and (b) such a sample of country music from the earliest Carter Family songs to their own most recent hit. George Strait makes sure he throws in a little Western Swing, but is there anyone else of the current crop who willlingly ties themselves back to a whole history of country music? Alison Krauss, perhaps. Dwight Yoakam in a certain way. But it sure would be great if there was a new generation Willie Nelson, writing amazing songs that become standards but also going back to play other people's standards. In this way, Willie really is like a great jazz artist. I wish there was a Jamie Cullum or Diana Krall of country music. I'd snap up their CDs in heartbeat.

WILLIE NELSON Set List (April 11, 2002):
1. Whiskey River
2. Stay A Little Longer
3. Good Hearted Woman
4. Funny How Time Slips Away
5. Crazy
6. Night Life
7. Down Yonder
8. Working Man Blues
9. Help Me Make It Through The Night
10. Me And Bobby McGee
11. Me And Paul
12. If You've Got The Money, I've Got The Time
13. Blue Eyes Crying In The Rain
14. Blue Skies
15. Georgia On My Mind
16. All Of Me
17. Stardust
18. Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys
19. Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground
20. On The Road Again
21. Always On My Mind
22. Seven Spanish Angels
23. To All The Girls I've Loved Before
24. Luckenbach, TX (The Basics Of Love)
25. Whiskey River (reprise)
26. Still Is Still Moving To Me
27. Milk Cow Blues
28. Pancho And Lefty
29. Maria (Shut Up And Kiss Me)
30. Just Dropped In To See (What Condition My Condition Was In)
31. The Great Divide
32. My Bucket's Got A Hole In It
33. Jambalaya
34. Hey Good Lookin'
35. Ou Es-Tu, Mon Amour?
36. I Never Cared For You
37. 'Til I Gain Control Again
38. Will The Circle Be Unbroken?
39. I'll Fly Away
40. Rainbow Connection
41. Move It On Over
42. Mr. Record Man
43. Hello Walls
44. One Day At A Time
45. Truck Drivin' Man

Vote for Pedro

I was just thinking today as I passed a kid in the mall wearing a Vote for Pedro T-shirt from Napoleon Dynomite how fabulous was it that Joe Nichols wore that shirt to the ACMs. Not only was it an unexpected move, it really was a man of the people kind of move. Number one, you don't expect a mainstream hottie like Mr. Nichols to relate to a nerd-fest indie film like Napoleon Dynomite. Two, when others were probably wearing designer "down home" wear -- he was wearing a T-shirt you can buy at the local mall. And did you notice the crowd applauded the T-shirt when he showed it off. I don't know why, but it just made me happy.

I was trying to think what other country star could perhaps have worn the Pedro shirt.... None of the women, obviously. Not the big dogs like Toby, Kenny or Tim. Maybe Dierks Bentley. I don't know -- he doesn't seem deep enough. Nor does Joe, frankly, but that's what was so delightfully unexpected. More likely Brad Paisley.

If you have a better suggestion of who in country music might wear the type of guy to wear the Vote for Pedro shirt to a major award show, post a comment, won't you?

UPDATE: as I was searching the web for a photo of Joe wearing the shirt, I read the following from his record label website:

Joe Nichols 'Vote For Pedro'
Yes, Joe Nichols was wearing a "Vote For Pedro" shirt at last night's awards. Seems the shirt was a dare from KUBL/Salt Lake City morning team Johnson & Johnson. Nichols' Tuesday-morning interview with the pair revealed him to be a big fan of the film Napoleon Dynamite, which inspired the dare. For putting his, uh, attire where his mouth is, Nichols gets to commandeer an hour of the show when he's in S.L.C. for a concert on Aug. 17. R&R Country Daily Email


Also this is how the local Nashville paper reported on the event:

• Joe Nichols got an ovation for his T-shirt, which read: "Vote for Pedro." It's the slogan for a senior class president candidate in the cult classic independent film Napoleon Dynamite.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Come for the opening act, leave early...

Speaking of Rascal Flatts, Blake Shelton is opening act. This review of a recent concert is exactly what I'd write if I were seeing that concert -- all about Blake and very little about the headliners. Of course, when you get to the end of the article you realize why....

TAMPA - Country with and without twang drew an estimated 15,500 to the Ford Amphitheatre on a rainy Saturday night.

Headliners Rascal Flatts hardly would be anyone's idea of a hillbilly band, but like any good country performer, they paid tribute to their audience early on, opening with ``Here's to You.''

Bassist Jay DeMarcus saluted the crowd, particularly those on the uncovered lawn who waited through the rain and were ``so far back they won't get the concert until Tuesday.''

The trio - DeMarcus, lead singer Gary LeVox and guitarist Joe Don Rooney - made its intro on a riser at the back of the elaborate stage that seemed to resemble a dilapidated dance hall.

The crowd, some primed from an afternoon of tailgating, DeMarcus noted, offered enthusiastic applause for upbeat cuts such as ``Prayin' for Daylight'' as well as ballads such as ``Feels Like Today.''

Opener Blake Shelton offered a more traditional take on country, not only in his music but also in the simple, well- crafted stories in his songs.

``Austin'' and ``The Baby'' are built around country music staples - broken hearts and loving mothers, respectively, but like an old movie you've seen again and again, you wait breathlessly for the conclusions.

``Some Beach'' was a funny and generous-spirited tale of modern irritations. Shelton made a faux-apology for swearing before he launched into the song's double entendre chorus.

``Cotton Pickin' Time'' and ``Playboys of the Southwestern World'' captured youthful energy with cinematic detail. Best of all was the closer, ``Ol' Red,'' a swamp-rocking tale of prison escape and dogs in love.

Deadline and a late start for the concert prevent this review from covering the latter portion of Rascal Flatts' set.

Rascal Flatts on the Cover of Country Weekly

The girls love Rascal Flatts, it's true. And you fans of the trio will be thrilled with the current issue of Country Weekly, which has the boys on the cover.

Personally, I just don't get their appeal. Every song they do sounds exactly the same to me. Frankly, I switch off the radio every time they come on. Because they're so popular, that's a lot of switching.

Before you crucify me, I'll admit that I also can't stand Keith Urban for the same reason. I know, I know -- what with Kenny Chesney now married, Joe Don and Mr. Urban are about it for single hunks, so I'm not knocking those girls who love them because they're the only available sex symbols on the market right now. And I will give them both points for doing their sex symbol duty in the videos (especially Joe Don's famous butt shot).

But nothing is going to win me over. People argue they're great live, but I saw them open for Toby Keith a few years ago and wasn't blown away. And I know they win tons of awards. But like so many of today's stars, I seriously doubt any of their material is up to standing the test of time.

A guy in Nashville once explained to me that there was a real need for a boy band in country music, something like *NSync or Backstreet Boys, and voila, here comes Rascal Flatts, doing their best to fill that void. So I acknowledge there is a need for their existence.

And I do think Country Weekly needs to represent the reigning popular artists on their covers -- so it's great the boys are getting their moment of cover boy glory. But you're never going to convince me to read this cover story.

However, those of you who adore the boys should definitely pick up a copy. You won't be disappointed.

Friday, June 03, 2005

But What About Scotty Emerick?

Someone emailed saying sure Toby's great, but what about his "little buddy" Scotty Emerick? Okay, she didn't say "Little Buddy" -- but isn't that how we all think of him? It's not Scotty's fault he's normal size and Toby's oversized, but when they're placed together he really does come off as a Mini Me.

Let's hear it for Scotty. Not only does he write a majority of Toby's songs with him, he faithfully performs along side him whenever needed, never asking for credit. Witness that recent CMT Show Homecoming -- going home means performing in the barn with Scotty apparently. In concert, Toby tells stories of going this place or that place with Scotty -- and it becomes obvious that Scotty is the perfect accessory. No wonder every girl who sees him wants him for her own. How unfair that Toby's got first dibs.

Poor Scotty, is his own album ever coming out? I have an advance copy but I have yet to see the real version for sale. Even on his website they're only linking you to iTunes for his three singles. I guess he's stuck in the same situation as a lot of the newcomers whose debut albums are held back seeminly forever. Certainly Miranda Lambert's album seemed to be on hold for forever, but then when it did come out it debuted at Number One. When they are they going to release Amy Dalley's? (She's another one who supported Toby on tour, but never seemed to be able to get her record company to release her album). Perhaps the real curse of being Toby's Little Buddy...

Thursday, June 02, 2005

You Can Always Count on Toby

Every time you think "I'm so over Toby Keith," he comes back with an album you really like. It's so easy to count the man out, but c'mon, who else in country is even playing in his ballpark? He has a distinctive personality, a distinctive voice, a distinctive songwriting point of view, and a distinctive video style. He's Toby, and that's all there is to it.

Although the first single from the new album Honkytonk University wasn't my favorite, the second single As Good As I Once Was is pure Toby. The video even takes place in his favorite location: a bar. Read more about what Toby himself says about each song on the LP on The Girl's Guide to Country's CD of the Month page.

It's so easy to think that in the grand scheme of things, his music won't stand the test of time -- but certainly "Should Have Been A Cowboy" never seems to leave the airwaves.

He's been bitching and moaning again lately because his Dreamworks record label merged with Universal and he's back in the Mercury stable with the same label folks he escaped from to make How Do You Like Me Now. Apparently, he has one more record due on this contract, then he can do whatever he wants.

Who wants to be the remaining album will be a live one? He released a few live songs on Shockin' Y'All ("The Bus Songs" with Scotty Emerick), Greatest Hits Vol. 2., and Whiskey Girl via the AOL sessions, but he's prime for a full-on Toby Keith Live CD.